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6 Funny Wedding Vows Worth Reading

The one part of your wedding you absolutely cannot get wrong are your wedding vows. These vows are the highlight of your special day and the most important part in your wedding. While some couples might take a serious and sombre approach to writing their vows, a number of others would much prefer funny wedding vows.

And if you are looking for non traditional wedding vows funny to choose from, then you are in the right place. We have a number of wedding vow examples for you to choose from. Choose from our collection of funny surprise wedding vows, the one which most captures your comical imagination.

6 Funny Wedding Vows Worth Reading

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  1. Top of our list of funny marriage vows is this one for a couple that truly know and understand each other.

Vow: I promise to encourage us to try new and unusual things. I vow to invest in loving you daily and to snuggle you as often as possible. I vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly with the best parts of you. Although I will be imperfect, I pledge to be sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities, and quirks. I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams. Through our union, we can accomplish more than I could alone. I believe in you.

 

  1. If you’re looking for a unique funny wedding script for your vows, then consider this one from the romantic comedy movie, ‘The Wedding Singer’.

Vow: I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad, carry you around when your arthritis is bad, all I wanna do is grow old with you. I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace breaks, oh it could be so nice, growing old with you. I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. Need you, feed you, even let you hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink, oh I could be the man (woman) who grows old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

6 Funny Wedding Vows Worth Reading

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  1. If your better half is an avid sport’s fan, then you can have your guests reeling with this one.

Vow: I declare, in front of our family and friends, that I will love you and cherish you for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health. I vow to stand by you through every obstacle, and should the ‘sports team’ lose, I will console you and, should they win, I promise to join you in a beer.

 

  1. Straddling the line between touching and funny is this real-life vow from John Caprulo, the comedian.

Vow: Jamie Marie, from this day forward I promise to be worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you some shoes. From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with life, color, and energy like never before … like Kool-Aid in a mud puddle … or a cupcake in a salad … or a rose garden in a junkyard. You are my rose, Jamie Marie, and I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.

 

  1. The most practical of the lot, if you’re looking for a short funny wedding ceremony script for your vows, then we have it here.

Vow: In front of our friends and family gathered here, I promise to love and cherish you in good times and in bad. I promise to put down the toilet seat – and to replace the toilet roll when it’s over and to never, ever, ever forget our wedding anniversary or your birthday.

 

  1. This masterpiece is for the couple who love their dog just as much as their relationship.

Vow: I promise to love you as much as I do our dog. From this day forward, I will lint roll the chairs whenever your parents visit. I will love you in sickness and in health, as long as you take care of the vet visits. I promise to cuddle you as much as I do (pet’s name) and pick up treats for you whenever he gets some too.

You don’t have to look too far for funny wedding vows, whether you need funny renewal wedding vows for a wedding renewal ceremony or funny wedding vows for him, we have your inspiration right here.

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